Would you survive getting banged by three gorillas?
If 3 gorillas were using an average man for a bumming toy, would he be able to survive?
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10 Responses to “Would you survive getting banged by three gorillas?”
Despite popular perception, Tarzan was regularly pounded by groups 3 or more amorous gorillas. This actually gave rise to his famous arrrrr-eeeeeee.yaaaaaaaaa-eeeeeee-ahhhhhhhhh scream as he ran like hell through the jungle. Jane was just a flirt who he had sex with just to keep up appearances and to appear normal for the younger Disney viewers. He was, as we all now now from watching ‘Animal Planet’, a raging gorilla bumped-and-humped plaything. So in answer to your question – I have no idea since Tarzan was not ‘average’ in any known sense. But he survived and went on to make several award winning movies, despite mothering 15 illegitimate gorillas without Jane ever noticing.
The average man would probably die after 2 gorilla poundings. Or maybe one on weekdays.
My suggestion would be to put any male politician into the gorilla enclosure of London zoo and lets find out.
Good question though! References :
This happened to my Uncle Jeb while on safari. And although he survived, he wasn’t quite right, either. It’s been nigh on thirty years now…and he still sits it the corner most days gibbering and drooling into a bucket. Oh sure, the bucket’s gotten a little smaller over the years…but that is little consolation in the evenings…when the screaming begins. References :
March 6th, 2010 at 9:01 am
I think.. not.
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March 6th, 2010 at 9:47 am
lol I would:D
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March 6th, 2010 at 10:07 am
they would destroy him i think meow! meow!!….lol
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March 6th, 2010 at 10:37 am
jordans still alive,and kerry too ,so yes
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March 6th, 2010 at 10:50 am
Doubtful,and if you did you would surely require a resleeve afterwards.
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March 6th, 2010 at 11:33 am
no
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March 6th, 2010 at 11:55 am
yeees
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March 6th, 2010 at 12:10 pm
Would you want to?
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March 6th, 2010 at 12:39 pm
Despite popular perception, Tarzan was regularly pounded by groups 3 or more amorous gorillas. This actually gave rise to his famous arrrrr-eeeeeee.yaaaaaaaaa-eeeeeee-ahhhhhhhhh scream as he ran like hell through the jungle. Jane was just a flirt who he had sex with just to keep up appearances and to appear normal for the younger Disney viewers. He was, as we all now now from watching ‘Animal Planet’, a raging gorilla bumped-and-humped plaything. So in answer to your question – I have no idea since Tarzan was not ‘average’ in any known sense. But he survived and went on to make several award winning movies, despite mothering 15 illegitimate gorillas without Jane ever noticing.
The average man would probably die after 2 gorilla poundings. Or maybe one on weekdays.
My suggestion would be to put any male politician into the gorilla enclosure of London zoo and lets find out.
Good question though!
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March 6th, 2010 at 1:04 pm
This happened to my Uncle Jeb while on safari. And although he survived, he wasn’t quite right, either. It’s been nigh on thirty years now…and he still sits it the corner most days gibbering and drooling into a bucket. Oh sure, the bucket’s gotten a little smaller over the years…but that is little consolation in the evenings…when the screaming begins.
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